Monthly Archives: June 2011

Mitt is the Shit Underwear

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Mitt Romney’s Leviticus Underwear

And the priest who is anointed and consecrated as priest in his father’s place shall make atonement, wearing the holy linen garments.  Leviticus 16:32

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Harry Reid Pokes Finger at Mitt Romney’s Underwear

Tuesday, June 21, 2011 Mitt Romney is a flip-flopper who doesn’t know who he is.  So stated Harry Reid on Tuesday in Washington.  “In Michigan, he supported long-johns, but he now favors magic underwear,” said Reid.    “If someone doesn’t know what kind of … Continue reading

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Mitt Romney’s Unemployed Underwear

Addressing a group of unemployed workers in Florida today, Mitt Romney declared, “I’m also unemployed.”  This certainly doesn’t sound good coming from the mouth of a man who made millions at the private investment equity firm Bain Capital.  The AP … Continue reading

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An American Underwear Bump

The internet is abuzz over Mitt Romney’s “Bump in the Road” ad.  When asked what the inspiration was for the advertisements, Romney stated, “I looked down and saw this massive bump in my underwear and I thought, ‘That’s it!’”

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Romney Summons Underwear, Wins Debate

Romney left no doubt as to the power of his magic underwear Monday night, as he emerged as the clear front-runner among the GOP presidential candidates.  After the debate, Romney was heard saying, “I have more intelligence in my pinky … Continue reading

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Mitt Dons Underwear, Walks on Populous

Campaign contributors from the 2008 campaign include banks, law firms, energy companies, and Sallie Mae, all of which can be verified here: http://www.fec.gov/

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